FAC News Post

10/24/05

Oh, Ye of Little Faith...

Of course I have a news page. I was just too lazy to send it in to Erty. Anyway, I'll be getting my own website soon, it will be hosted on http://www.freakyaliens.com (not purchased yet, so the link doesn't go anywhere). So, I was thinking: What is Jack Thompson's problem? Well, folks, I did some very intensive research, and I think I have an answer to this very important query: Incendiary Cardial Combustion disorder. That's right. His heart explodes and catches fire every two minutes. That's why he's such a curmudgeon. Or maybe he's just an a-hole. It could be either, really. Anyway, soon the new site will be purchased and up, and of course these comics will still be available on ertyseidel.com, mostly because I now owe him my right arm in upload fees. But until then, give me a shout out, or tell me my comic sucks, or impersonate my dog , or just complain about how your girlfriend dumped you (c'mon, we've all been there) at: fwyxx@nilenet. com (for future reference, my email at the new site will be Fwyxx@freakyaliens. com).
Thanks for listening to the ranting and raving of madmen,
--Fwyxx

11/07/05

Recent email thread:

From: Fwyxx
To: Erty
Subject: Comic #40!
Attachment: 40.png

#40 title: Um? Dot dot dot?
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From: Erty
To: Fwyxx
Subject: Re: Comic #40!

the four words comic artists dread will haunt you tonight because:
I dont get it.
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From: Erty
To: Fwyxx
Subject: Re: Comic #40!

um... by the way... that's number 41, not 40
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Umm...I knew that.   Right.  Well, even if Erty, my editor, doesn't get
it, someone will.  And if they don't, I'll just have to redo it.  Or maybe
retool the format of the comic strip again.  And if I do that, maybe this
time we can get some ACTUAL freaky aliens to appear!  Wouldn't that be
fun?  On secon thought, let's just keep going.  Ih, and email me if you
"get" comic #41.  If you understand the punchline and can explain  it to
me, then you could be eligible to win five bucks!  Maybe!  In other news,
I found out how to disprove, in a period of about ten minutes, the entire
Christian faith.  Next week you'll find the full spectrum of arguments. 
Just so you know, I'm technically not supposed to be making comics until
January, so bear with me as I stick it to the man and draw illegal comics.
 Good night, and good luck.

TODAY'S FORTUNE: If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?

---Fwyxx

Erty: "Only if your parents go to my site"